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Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: "How is that a problem?" Me: "I wake up at 9."
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving of a cliff? A shame. What do you call an empty seat? A damn shame.
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What did the diver say to the oyster? I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
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Some people prefer to put the thermometer in their mouth, while others prefer it in their rectum. It's a matter of taste!
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times.
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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!
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When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question.
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I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left..
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Cop: "Are you driving under the influence?" Me: "No." Cop: "Say the alphabet backwards." Me: "Tebahpla eht."
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