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When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going.
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday. How does he do it? The horses name is Friday.
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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