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If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive.
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Somebody asks: "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
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Doctor: "You're obese." Patient: "Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion." Doctor: "You're quite ugly, too."
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What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him.
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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer.
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I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all.
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How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool...
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt!
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No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
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How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx?
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car? He had Gnocchi.
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I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym.
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My diet plan consists of getting a full body tattoo of some skinny dude.
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I wanted to turn my life around so I tried to stop memeing all the time... ...It made my life memeingless
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