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Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field.
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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved.
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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning? Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
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Teacher: "What is science?" Student: "Me Ma'am!" Teacher: "Ok Bob, what is science?" Student: "Science is our lesson for today."
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What's the difference between life and wife's rant? Life eventually ends.
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German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him: Name? Hans. Surname? Schmidt. Occupation? No, just traveling.
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Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It's my face.
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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
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I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me.
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If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have? Someone else's pants on.
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Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation...
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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel.
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If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?
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Doctor: "You're obese." Patient: "Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion." Doctor: "You're quite ugly, too."
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How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed.
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A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
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