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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They can both fly except the fridge.
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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? Today sure was ruff
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New science shows that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
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What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
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Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of Shit. The first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, "Come on man! I'm eating here!"
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Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
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How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?
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"Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask?" She says, "He said, Please put down that damn gun..."
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could, there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?
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What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field.
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The phrase "you two deserve each other" sounds like a compliment, but never is.
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Why do women like men with moustaches? Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.
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How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed.
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If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem
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There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up.
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People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months.
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What do you call a smarty pants? A jeanius
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In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors.
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