Wordplay Jokes
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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
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How did I escape Iraq? Iran
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What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen
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How do crazy people go thru the forest? They take the Psycho path.
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I told my friend to not worry about being hungry at the beach. Because of all the sand which is there.
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What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's
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Did you hear about the missing dalmatian? It's been spotted.
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An opinion without 3.1415926535897932... is just an onion.
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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? Sandwitch
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Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *
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I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme.
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Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing
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What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!
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What did the strawberry say on December 25th? Berry Christmas!
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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car? He had Gnocchi.
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What do you tell a cow blocking a road? Mooove
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There's a reason why "sober" and "so bored" sound almost exactly the same.
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What do you call an italian pro-gun activist? Pro-shooto
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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies.