Woman Jokes
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Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me.
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What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!
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Doctor: "You're obese." Patient: "Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion." Doctor: "You're quite ugly, too."
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Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past.
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I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence.
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What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale.
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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist? A sumo shaves their legs.
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Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something.
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Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It's my face.
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Where do women have the most curly hair? In Africa...
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.
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Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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Why do women have legs? To not leave a slime trail.
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If Twitter was invented by a woman, the character limit would be 10,000 characters.