Wedding Jokes
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Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't "all that," but the reception was great!
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The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly.
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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey - well except for the apricot.
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How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his.
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If money doesn't buy happiness.. then explain why you have to pay for a divorce.
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If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx?
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A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year.
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Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It's my face.
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I have a date this weekend with a girl who has a shoe fetish... But I'm a little worried about getting off on the wrong foot.
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A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. "Give me the dough!"
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I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?
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My grandfather got new pants the other day. I asked him how they fit... He said "Like a cheap castle." Seeing the confused look on my face, he elaborated, saying, "No ball room."
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RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom.
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Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing
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My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while.
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I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me.
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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion.
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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car? He had Gnocchi.
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I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her. Turns out she was a gold digger...
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How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, "Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"
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