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I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months! I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile.
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"How did you get into counterfeiting?" Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."
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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb? There can be only one.
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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist? A sumo shaves their legs.
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What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
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I wanted to turn my life around so I tried to stop memeing all the time... ...It made my life memeingless
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Ive been eating eggs thinking they came from an egg plant. Im going to be sick, now that I know where they really come from.
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation...
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So there was a stork carrying an old man and the old man turns to it and says: "Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"
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I'm absolutely incredible in bed. In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours.
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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the latest iPhone started? Looking for Jobs.
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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly? A dead bird.
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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.
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Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus... Bus conductor: "The older one should sit here". Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty...
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When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds..
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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ...
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Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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