Sport Jokes
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If at first you don't succeed... then skydiving is NOT for you.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me.
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Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic
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The personal trainer at the gym advised me to try some resistance training. So far it's going really well. I've resisted going to the gym for six days now.
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Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
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They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it. They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, etc.
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one
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Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath.
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There's one thing I've learned after my son got hit in the face with dog excrement. I'm rather good at golf.
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Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players.
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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving? Boxing
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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!
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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf? In case you get a hole in one!