Prison Jokes
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Why do pens get sent to prison? To do long sentences!
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You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone.
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There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up.
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If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents.
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I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all.
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My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow
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Someone asked a man who had been married for 20 years: "What did you do before you were married sir?" With teary eyes he replied: "Whatever the hell i wanted to do."
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting injected with tetanus.
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Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
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I wondered why the train was getting bigger... then it hit me
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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it!
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You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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Why can't the wive find her asshole? He's on the job.
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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At the liquor store: "Hey, do you need help?" "Yes, but I come here instead."
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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes
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It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse "Right of Way" with "Immortality."
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I once fell in love with an English Teacher.... ...I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it.
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It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside...
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Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!
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Ran my first 10k this morning. I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way.
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A guy goes to the doctor... He says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye." The doctor asks, "Did you take out the spoon?"
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