Pray Jokes
-
-
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!
More funny jokes:
-
-
So I'm reading that "twerking" and "selfie" have been added to the dictionary. "Future" and "optimism" have been removed...
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
-
-
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
-
Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
Life is about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: "How is that a problem?" Me: "I wake up at 9."
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
-
-
Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club. People are dying to get in...
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
Ran my first 10k this morning. I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
This deodorant says: "Avoid contact with eyes." Too late... I've already seen it.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
-
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes
Toys
Top Games
Free app/game: Toilet Cat Paper Run
-
-
-
I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open!
Toys
Top Games
Free app/game: Toilet Cat Paper Run
-
-
-
-
-
-
What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.
More pictures and rate this joke
-
-
-
-
Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
More pictures and rate this joke