Parenting Jokes
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I'm not going to intervene next time my kids start fighting, I'm just going to close the door and whoever comes out alive will be my kid.
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What does the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
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I heard a guy at the beach screaming, "HELP! SHARK! HELP!" I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him.
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Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts.
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Why did the left shoe marry the right? Because they were "sole"-mates
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"Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?" "The ATM machine"
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People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months.
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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!
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Ive been eating eggs thinking they came from an egg plant. Im going to be sick, now that I know where they really come from.
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This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first.
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I once fell in love with an English Teacher.... ...I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it.
Jewelery
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Two baloons meet each other in a garden shop... The first one says to the other: Don't go that way, there's a cactusssssss
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Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation...
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Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer.
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If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?
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If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive.
Beauty
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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
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Doctor: "You're obese." Patient: "Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion." Doctor: "You're quite ugly, too."
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When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going.
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A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
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My dad is really good at playing hide n' seek! It's been 12 years since we started and I still haven't found him!
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