Men Jokes
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
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Set a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
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I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing.
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Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past.
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Why can't the wive find her asshole? He's on the job.
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I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said "Watch for Children." I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex.
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How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
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I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant...
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"Doctor. Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm." "How boring for you!"
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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male if she answers it's female.
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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day.
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I would tell you another chemistry joke... But all the best ones Argon.
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What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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Her: Give me a chat up line? Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper? Her: *laughs* Because I'm so captivating? Me: No, you smell like an animal.
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I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth.
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Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
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At the liquor store: "Hey, do you need help?" "Yes, but I come here instead."
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My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow
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I'm absolutely incredible in bed. In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours.
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Animal testing is pointless. We already know they're animals.
Jewelery
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If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?
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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
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What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
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Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday. How does he do it? The horses name is Friday.
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