Ghost Jokes
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What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boogati!
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When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds..
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Have you guys seen the movie called "Constipation"? No? That's cuz it hasn't come out yet...
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Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly? A dead bird.
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How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed.
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My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, "damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"
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Dad: what did you learn at school today, son? Son: apparently not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
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Did you hear about the Chicken who went for his job interview? He got roasted!
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A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down.
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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? "I feel a bit overdressed."
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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer.
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If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have? Someone else's pants on.
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What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say? Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
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Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
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I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?
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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
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I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life.
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Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red.
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People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months.
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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
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Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11.
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If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple "Thank you" is all I need! Not all this "How did you get in my house?" business!
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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? Define "light bulb".
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