Fashion Jokes
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Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much.
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You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded.
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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
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I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much.
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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open!
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Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese.
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There are so many scams on the Internet now... Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold.
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I am writing a book about the history of camping. It's all in past tents.
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Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing
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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
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Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking "Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?"
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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb? There can be only one.
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What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't "all that," but the reception was great!
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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: "How is that a problem?" Me: "I wake up at 9."
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Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying "Don't worry, we cleaned it up"
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What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving of a cliff? A shame. What do you call an empty seat? A damn shame.
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Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something.
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I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.
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