Farmer Jokes
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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job? A man who is outstanding in his field.
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Do you know what my grandmother would be doing today if she was alive? Scratching at her coffin.
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Customer: "Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!" Waiter: "Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!"
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Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
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What did the diver say to the oyster? I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? Today sure was ruff
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If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper.
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How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool...
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How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
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My neighbor came over and knocked on my door at 3 a.m. the other night. Three in the morning, can you believe it? He was lucky I was still up playing my drums.
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I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
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Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move... a roundhouse kick to the face.
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday. How does he do it? The horses name is Friday.
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What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
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Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It's my face.
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What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
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Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework
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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion.
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Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it.
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You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed.
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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly? A dead bird.
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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job? A man who is outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery.
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