Doctor Jokes
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Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: "Who was that?"
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Beauty
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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: "How is that a problem?" Me: "I wake up at 9."
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What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery.
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New science shows that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
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Books
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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts.
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"Doctor. Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm." "How boring for you!"
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I got accepted into Harvard's medical program I just have to die first and give them my body.
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What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics
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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!
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Where do sick boats go? to the dock!
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A proctologist walks into a bar. Hostess: Would you like to take a stool or grab a seat? Doctor: Hell no, just a beer, I do that all day.
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A man goes to the doctor, and says "I broke my arm in three places." And the doctor says, "Well then don't go to those places anymore."
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A guy goes to the doctor... He says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye." The doctor asks, "Did you take out the spoon?"
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Interesting products
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John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind.
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A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, "Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"
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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
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I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left..
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Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating. I tend to see the wurst in people.
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Some people prefer to put the thermometer in their mouth, while others prefer it in their rectum. It's a matter of taste!
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I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant...
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Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down.
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Fashion
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Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it.