Dentist Jokes
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No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
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What's the secret to a long life? Never order vegetarian in Texas...
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A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!
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My neighbor came over and knocked on my door at 3 a.m. the other night. Three in the morning, can you believe it? He was lucky I was still up playing my drums.
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There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me.
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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? Define "light bulb".
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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day.
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Did you hear about the Chicken who went for his job interview? He got roasted!
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What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
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Why do divers fall backwards from boats? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!
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Somebody asks: "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
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If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?
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Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]
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How can you tell that your waitress is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning? Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
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Customer: "Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!" Waiter: "Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!"
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