Dating Jokes
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I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.
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What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
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I once fell in love with an English Teacher.... ...I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it.
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Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't mean it either.
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What did the diver say to the oyster? I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion.
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When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!
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Why did the blonde stare at her orange juice for so long? Because it said, Concentrate.
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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.
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This deodorant says: "Avoid contact with eyes." Too late... I've already seen it.
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My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow
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Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of Shit. The first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, "Come on man! I'm eating here!"
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Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field.
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Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it.
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Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing
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The personal trainer at the gym advised me to try some resistance training. So far it's going really well. I've resisted going to the gym for six days now.
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I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym.
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could, there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast.
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