Bird Jokes
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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They can both fly except the fridge.
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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold.
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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes
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So there was a stork carrying an old man and the old man turns to it and says: "Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"
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If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?
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I am writing a book about the history of camping. It's all in past tents.
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This deodorant says: "Avoid contact with eyes." Too late... I've already seen it.
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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: "How is that a problem?" Me: "I wake up at 9."
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I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym.
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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? Define "light bulb".
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"How did you get into counterfeiting?" Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."
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Who is there? Police! What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other!
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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male if she answers it's female.
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People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months.
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The phrase "you two deserve each other" sounds like a compliment, but never is.
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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right.
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"Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask?" She says, "He said, Please put down that damn gun..."
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Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
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What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery.
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
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Why did the blonde stare at her orange juice for so long? Because it said, Concentrate.
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Money was so tight last Xmas I had to sell a kidney for gifts. And this year it's getting so bad, I may even have to sell one of my own.
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A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside.
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